Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Beautiful Blue Balls


There is a cute friend looking through my bedroom window, he can't see me, but he can see his identical friend, who is frantically waving back desperately trying to find a way to join him, to reconnect perhaps. I am not sure he knows he is looking into his own reflection.

He is clad in a pitch black face-mask, black gloves, black socks and a pretty, grey fur coat... and he is showing his blue scrotum, flaunting them even.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Funnee!!




Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses & have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.— Ellen DeGeneres

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal.... I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

Ellen DeGeneres