Beautiful Blue Balls

There is a cute friend looking through my bedroom window, he can't see me, but he can see his identical friend, who is frantically waving back desperately trying to find a way to join him, to reconnect perhaps. I am not sure he knows he is looking into his own reflection.

He is clad in a pitch black face-mask, black gloves, black socks and a pretty, grey fur coat... and he is showing his blue scrotum, flaunting them even.

Funnee!!

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses & have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.— Ellen DeGeneres

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal.... I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

— Ellen DeGeneres

Our Pictures | Ol Pejeta Conservancy

Our Pictures | Ol Pejeta Conservancy

Who lost the Doctor???

"Golf, meet Dr. Kobe Kidogo our new resident pet," said Dr. Sierra excitedly.
This was a month ago, I was thrilled. He was small and cute, only a few weeks old, I told all my friends about him.

"Where is Dr. K?" I ask, 4 days later.
"I let him out to bask in the sun, and he took off!" Said a distraught Mike.

I can't believe he was that unhappy. He never mentioned it.

Kwaheri Kobe, may the wild be kind!*tear/sniff*

Africa Expat Wives Club: Eternal Optimist in Kenya

Africa Expat Wives Club: Eternal Optimist in Kenya

Start Using Ecosia.org as your new Search Engine! - Poor Planet

Start Using Ecosia.org as your new Search Engine! - Poor Planet: "Start Using Ecosia.org as your new Search Engine! http://goo.gl/fb/wKDE #makeadifference"

Good morning!

Early bird catches the worm they say; Its only my first day here and I caught a glimpse of the most beautiful sunrise ever.This ranch seems to be doing me some real good; i haven't seen 0600 hrs since the turn of the millennium.

Stay tuned for updates on my new lease of life.

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