Funnee!!

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses & have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.— Ellen DeGeneres

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal.... I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

— Ellen DeGeneres